Still Tenser, Said the Censor.

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The Care and Feeding of the Sage SmartProbe.

Note: Please read the FAQ!!!
If you cured your Sage SmartProbe of its congenital disease as per the last article on the subject, you may now be wondering what to do with it.
The vendor supplied a massive Java shitware with the thing, which does not merit any discussion whatsoever. Instead, we will use the probe’s very [...]